Why Aren't You Dead?

How can you be seeing clearly?
How can you be seeing straight?
Live with me and go your own way
???
Cause if you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?

I never bought you clothes or earrings
I never bought you drugs to taste
That's OK cause friends all told me
You only like me when you're off your face

Don't come crawling back to me cause
If you did I'll have to literally
Sell your stuff, your bed, your clothes
Even your sonic youth CDs
And those stupid little boxes that you keep your jewellery in
I'll send Jahovah's Witnesses around to your house and tell them that you wanted saving
I'll tell them that you always wondered what it's like to be a christian
Then I might come round and kill all your pets and leave them under the staircase
You might wonder what the smell is but you would not find it for weeks
So maybe it would be in your best interest to fuck right off and leave me alone
Maybe you should move to another city, that would be better

Cause if you think that we're good together
You're fucking stupid cause we don't relate
I'd never do anything to hurt you
If I had a shotgun I wouldn't hesitate