If You Ever

Gilbert O'Sullivan

If you ever go to school
Then you'll know that it's a fool
Who believes a teachers pet
Is a pupil like yourself
For if I remember well
My old teachers was a belt
Which he kept around his shoulder blade
There for the mistakes we made

Have you ever been to sea
And been told reluctantly
That if you have one more drink
We're all liable to sink
If you have all I can say
Is have a happy holiday
And don't come back without a tan
Especially from a far off land

Funny old world this
Or haven't you noticed
Everything's glued on
Nothing is screwed on
One day we will come unstuck
But until then we're in luck

If you ever feel the need
To go out and plant a seed
Then by all means go ahead
I won't stop you but instead
I will tell you where to go
And the seeds that you can grow
And by way of payment back I think
You could buy us all a drink

Funny old world this
Or haven't you noticed
Nothing is certain
Gone for a burton
Something must be done they say

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  1. Alone Again (Naturally)
  2. Clair
  3. What's In A Kiss
  4. Alone Again
  5. Get Down
  6. Nothing Rhymed
  7. That's Love
  8. Ain't No Telling (What Tomorrow Will Bring)
  9. Everybody Knows
  10. If I Can't Have You All To Myself
  11. Ooh Baby
  12. Can I Go With You
  13. A Friend Of Mine
  14. Came To See Me Yesterday
  15. Doesn't It Make You Sick (Mortar And Brick)
  16. Can't Get You Out Of My Mind
  17. I Don't Love You But I Think I Like You
  18. Instrumental Interlude #1
  19. Just As You Are
  20. Matrimony
  21. Sex Appeal
  22. Tell Me Why
  23. The Luck Of The Irish
  24. You Don't Own Me
  25. Why, oh why, oh why
  26. Christmas Song
  27. Thunder And Lightning
  28. January Git
  29. Permissive Twit
  30. Independent Air
  31. Houdini Said
  32. But I'm Not
  33. What Could Be Nicer
  34. Out Of The Question
  35. The Golden Rule
  36. I'm Leaving
  37. They've Only Themselves To Blame
  38. Where Peaceful Waters Flow
  39. Not In A Million Years
  40. 15 Times
  41. A Minute Of Your Time
  42. A Sight For Sore Eyes
  43. A Very Extraordinary Sort Of Girl
  44. A Woman's Place
  45. Always Somebody
  46. Answers On A Postcard
  47. Anytime
  48. Are You Happy?
  49. At The Very Mention Of Your Name
  50. Barking Up The Wrong Tree (Such Is Life)
  51. Because Of You
  52. Break A Leg 2
  53. Break It To Me Gently
  54. Breakfast Dinner And Tea
  55. Bye-Bye
  56. Call On Me
  57. Came And Went
  58. Can't Find My Way Home
  59. Can't Get Enough Of You
  60. Can't Get Enough Of You (Another Version)
  61. Can't Think Straight
  62. Can't Think Straight (Spanish Version)
  63. Con Lab Lib
  64. Dear Dream
  65. Disappear
  66. Divorce Irish Style
  67. Don't Bother At All
  68. Don't I Know It
  69. Don't You Ever Change Your
  70. Down, Down, Down
  71. Fine By Me
  72. Forever Wondering
  73. God Forbid
  74. Going Home
  75. Good Company
  76. Gordon Bennett
  77. Happiness Is Me And U
  78. Has Been
  79. Heaven's Above"
  80. Hello, It's Goodbye
  81. Help Is On The Way
  82. I Don't Care
  83. I Don't Mind
  84. I Have My Coat To Keep Me Warm
  85. I Hope You'll Stay
  86. I Love It But
  1. I Of Course Replied
  2. I Promise Honest
  3. I Remember Once
  4. I Wonder Would You Mind
  5. I'll Be The Lonely One
  6. A Love So
  7. As A Rule
  8. As Long As I Can
  9. At Least I'm Honest
  10. Bear With me
  11. Can't Get You To Love Me
  12. Conversation With The Flying Plates
  13. Doing The Best I Can
  14. Doing What I Know
  15. Easier Said Than Done
  16. For What It's Worth
  17. Get Out Of My Life
  18. Got To Be That Way
  19. Having Said That
  20. Hold On To What You Got
  21. How I Say That I Love You
  22. I Can Give You
  23. I Didn't Know What To Do
  24. I Don't Trust Men With Earrings In Their Ears
  25. I Gave Mine To You
  26. I Have Never Loved You As Much As I Love You Today
  27. I Wish I Could Cry
  28. I'll Never Let You Go
  29. I'm A Writer Not A Fighter
  30. I'm About
  31. I'm In Love (With You)"
  32. I'm Not Getting Any Younger
  33. I'm Not Too Young
  34. I've Never Been Short Of A Smile
  35. If I Don't Get You
  36. If I Don't Get You (Back Again)
  37. If I Know You
  38. If I Start With The Chorus
  39. If You Commence Before The Start
  40. If You Love Me Like You Love Me
  41. In A Nutshell
  42. In Bed By Ten
  43. In My Hole
  44. In Other Words
  45. Intro (From Back To Front)
  46. Intro (From Himself)
  47. Introduction 1
  48. Introduction 2
  49. Is It A Crime?
  50. It Ain't For Me
  51. It Never Rains But It Pours
  52. It's Easy To See When You're Blind
  53. It's So Easy To Be Sad
  54. Live Now Pay Later
  55. Looking (A Tale Of Two Meanings)
  56. Lost A Friend
  57. Love Being Faxed By You
  58. Make My Day
  59. Me
  60. Me - Reprise
  61. Miss My Love
  62. Mr. And Mrs. Regard
  63. Mr. Moody's Garden
  64. My Advice To You
  65. My Father
  66. My Front Door Is
  67. No More
  68. Not So Great Britain
  69. Number 4
  70. Outro (From Himself)
  71. Outro 1 (From Back To Front)
  72. Outro 2 (From Back To Front)
  73. Parrish
  74. Passport Photos
  75. Pretty Polly
  76. Save It
  77. Say Ireland
  78. Showbiz
  79. Showbiz (Reprise)
  80. Shy
  81. Something I Believe
  82. Sometimes
  83. Stick In The Mud
  84. Susan Van Heusen
  85. That's
  86. That's A Fact
  1. That's Were I Belong
  2. That's Why I Love You
  3. The Best Fun I Ever Had
  4. The Best Love I Never Had
  5. The Marriage Machine
  6. The Niceness Of It All
  7. The Niceness Of It All (Another Version)
  8. The Thing Is
  9. The Way Things Used To Be
  10. The Window's Cleaner's Mate
  11. There Are Others
  12. To Cut A Long Story Short"
  13. To Each His Own
  14. To The Extreme
  15. Tomorrow Today
  16. Too Bad
  17. Too Long
  18. Too Much Attention
  19. Two's Company (Three Is Allowed)
  20. Underneath The Blanket Go
  21. My Love And I
  22. No Telling Why
  23. Nobody Wants To Know
  24. Not That It Bothers Me"
  25. Nothing To Fear
  26. Or So They Say
  27. Our Own Baby
  28. Please Don't Let My Weakness Show
  29. Say Goodbye
  30. So What
  31. Taking A Chance On Love
  32. Valentino
  33. Victor E
  34. Water Music
  35. We Will
  36. What A Way (To Show I Love You)
  37. What Am I Doing Here With You
  38. What Can I Do
  39. What You See Is What You Get
  40. What's It All Supposed To Mean
  41. When To Today
  42. Where The Hell Have You Been
  43. Who Knows, Perhaps Maybe
  44. Who Was It
  45. Why Pretend
  46. Wonder Why
  47. World Of Work
  48. You
  49. You And Me And The Garden Post
  50. You Are You
  51. You Better Believe iT
  52. You Better Run
  53. You Don't Have To Tell Me
  54. You Don't Own Me / If I Know You
  55. You Got Me Going
  56. You Never Listen To Reason
  57. Young At Heart (We'll Always Remain)
  58. Will I Do?
  59. I'll Believe It When I See It
  60. No Matter How I Try
  61. Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day
  62. Intro (Himself)
  63. Intro (back to front)
  64. If You Ever
  65. Hold On To What You've Got
  66. Have It
  67. Happiness is me and you
  68. Dishonorable Profession
  69. Can't Get Enought of You (Another Version)
  70. Came To see Me Yesterday (In The Merry Month Of)
  71. Break A Leg 1
  72. Introduction
  73. Introduction (southpaw)
  74. Just Like Me
  75. You Don't Own Me/If I Know You
  76. When Today
  77. What Am I Am Doing Here With You?
  78. Too Long (Unreleased)
  79. Things That Go Bump In The Night
  80. Outtro (back to front)
  81. Outro (Himself)
  82. Outro (back to front)
  83. Oh Why,Oh Why,Oh Why
  84. Nothing To do About Much
  85. Looking (At Tale Of Two Meanings)
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