Stalker

She calls me on the phone
Hoping that I'm home
And that I'm all alone
But when I say: Hello
I only hear dial tone
She thinks that I'm her own

Outside my window she crept
Watching my every step

Oh, oh, oh
She's following me
Oh, oh, oh
She's out of her tree
Oh, oh, oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my stalker
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Sometimes she says she's my mom
Looks like she doesn't belong
She's my own peeping tom
Flowers every day
The cops they tell her to stay
500 feet away

She's sleeping on my doorstep
She hasn't hurt me yet

Oh, oh, oh
She's following me
Oh, oh, oh
She's out of her tree
Oh, oh, oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my
I want to marry my
I want to marry my stalker

This morning she wasn't there
I hope she still cares

I almost gave up hope
But today I awoke
To a private note
She says she's going to jail
For going through my mail
But she'll stay on my trail

Oh, oh, oh
She's following me
Oh, oh, oh
She's out of her tree
Oh, oh, oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my stalker

Oh, oh, oh
She's following me
Oh, oh, oh
She's out of her tree
Oh, oh, oh
She's off of her rocker
I want to marry my
I want to marry my
I want to marry my stalker