All I Want For Solstice Is My Sanity

Nurses always stop to check on me,
Locked away for my security.
Oh these voices are to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Solstice Eve is plain as it can be!

All I want for Solstice is my sanity,
My sanity, whee, my sanity!
Gee, if I could only have my sanity,
Then I could have a happy Solstice!

Imaginary voices make me want to say
Phnglui w'gah nagl oh fhtagn.
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'll be
When that's out of my noggin.

All I want for Solstice is my sanity,
My sanity, whee, my sanity!
Gee, if I could only have my sanity,
Then I could wish you happy Solstice!