Sam's Second Toe
Freddie- hey, would you put your socks back on!
Carly- woah, look. your second toes longer than your big toe.
Sam - i know, it's a sign of intelligence.
Freddie- yes, that must explain why you had to repeat third grade.
(sam picks up fork and starts tackling freddie.)
Freddie- no, no agggg sam get off of me!!!
Carly- sam put the fork down!
Carly- (whispers) go to icarly.com. do it... -i don't want to be in love-