It’s Like Killing a Unicorn With, Like, a Bomb

We’re all here, let’s drink until the beer is gone
Come on let’s have some fun
Yeah, this party’s number one
I’m looking for a girl to…
We’ll drink beers and smoke until the cops come
I’m looking for two girls
Ménage à trois what’s on my mind
Don’t go thinking that you’re special
You’re just like the rest
This band will eat you all alive
We got game like they’ve never seen
And we will do whatever it takes
To get exactly what we want
Has anybody ever told you
That you have really beautiful eyes
That’s right, december 31st 1999
Y2k could be any day
So fuck it all, let’s burn the whole world down tonight
It’s friday night and i’m all like
Welcome to the party, it’s time to have some fun
So grab a couple drinks
Come inside and try to fuck someone
The girls are all single and the guys are all hung
It’s the making of a orgy, all that’s left to do is come
I’m done
If this is all i’m living for, i hope i live forever
This would be heaven for hugh hefner but better
Better, better, oh!
So won’t you come inside
It’s been an awfully exhausting week
I think i’ll have a few drinks
To take the edge off the night
And get me feeling just right
Welcome to the party, we’re here to have some fun
Come inside, we’ll show you how it’s done
Excitement is high, the girls are all down