J-Star and Soundkillers

Hey baby
I wanna give you some of my magic stick.
Uh What?
You know you want it.
Oh my god, shut up!

If the size of your boat
Hits the tonsils in her throat.
Just enough so that she chokes
Bet you think that she'll be soaked.
Got her panties in a knot
Hope that's not a stuffer sock.
You need motion in that ocean
Just to make that booty pop.

I got a little secret for the guys
(For the guys)
That wants to know if it's the motion or the size.
(Or the size)
But if you're the one I pick
To be the captain of my ship
Put you in my ocean baby
Would you drive?
(Would you drive?)

You know that these guys are quick
To claim they're gigantic.
But size don't mean a thing
Just think about the Titanic!
Maybe I can fake it
Make you think you're doin' damage.
Yawn, you just don't understand it!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

You told me we were going on a cruise
So how the hell did we end up on this canoe?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la

I got another secret for the guys
(For the guys)
Whose quick to brag and always talk about their size.
(About their size)
But if my bedroom had a sign
Like a rollercoaster ride
Would you be too short to even come inside?

Cuz' you know that these guys are quick
To tell you that they're packin'
The truth is I can't see it with some magnifying glasses.
Maybe with some tweezers we can get into some action.
(Hahaha)
And boy you got me laughin'
(Hahaha)

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

You told me we were going on a cruise
So how the hell did we end up on this canoe?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la

Wally wally power boat.
Smooth or sleek, I stay afloat.
Ladies let's take a vote
Only ride that which is dope.
Could be big, or could be small
I know a chick who takes it all
If you take her to the mall!
Pump that monkey Frank like Paul
I'll sink your battleship
I've seen tanks much bigger than yours can get.
Your sails up, ready to fish.
Life guards on duty, are you ready to jump in?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

You told me we were going on a cruise
So how the hell did we end up on this canoe?

They say it ain't the size of your boat
But the motion in your ocean
Boy now row
(Uh uh)
Now row!

It's Jeffree Star
And ya girl Muff Mommy!
Yeah, I think it's the size
Or is it the motion?
I don't know why
There's all the commotion!

(Ow, ow, ow, ow!)