Grow a Pear

Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I can tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man but you are just a bitch

You should know
That I love
You a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you non-stop
But you cry about this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

When I first met you, panties droppin'
Every time I saw you, it was on and
One day you asked if we could just talk
That's the reason why I'm walking

If I am honest
I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused

You should know
That I love
You a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you non-stop
But you cry about this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

Ohh
Grow a pear, you can call me back
And, no, I don't want to see your mangina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you non-stop
But you cry about this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back