Say Ah

It started when, a lad of ten
I told my friends: I'll meet ya
At Dr. Bloods Revenge which was
A grusome horror feature

And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick
I found I got a hard on, while the other kids got sick

I found a hobby, I found a hobby
Out in the lobby, I went insane
A voice inside me, said kid you love it
I think you're into, hedapis

By 13 years I'd taught my peers
Of bondage and submission
Gave illustrated lectures
On the Spanish Inquisition

Some boys take dirty books to the john
And give themselves a wack!
I did the same with lithographs
Of thumbscrews and the rack

At 22 the time came to
To choose a lifes profession
I struggled hard to think of one
In line with mine obsession

I could have been a boxer
Or a lawyer, yeah I guess
But no one causes suffering
Like a liscensed DDS

And now my hobby
Not just my hobby
No it's my job to make
The patients go insane!

What started out as
A secret past-time
Is now my hobby
And my carreer
Say: Ah