Mendocino Whores

Well hey cowgirl i'm a real bullhand
I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

Well i been crossin' that county line
Pickin' up mendocino whores
Well the better i do on them brahma bulls
Well the better i'm goin' a score
Well i wasn't lookin' for a distraction
But them girls, they fit the bill
Well they want me a [roo and a wallaround?]
Way up in a [lawsonville?]

I said hey cowgirl i'm a real bullhand
I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

All my home girlfriends, well they told me
That a top bullhand i'd never be
Now they watch me on their tv
With women all over me
Well i scored 93 in dixon
And in booneville 92
And now i'ma crossin' that county line
To visit a whore or two

I said hey cowgirl i'm a real bullhand
I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

With dark brown hair and deep green eyes
Your look here is plain to see
So tell me what are the chances
Of you comin' home with me
Well we can go round for round
And i'll leave you wantin' some more
But i'll be long gone come the mornin' light
Well i'ma headed outta your backdoor

I said hey cowgirl i'm a real bullhand
I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey

Well see a bullhand's life is lonely
But i'm provin' them all wrong
When i stumble up the drive
In the middle of the night
Bringin' all the girls along
When my girlfriends catch onto me
I'm gettin' more than i bargained for
Well i'm catchin' hell or gettin' rundown
By all the mendocino whores

I said hey cowgirl i'm a real bullhand
I'm the best in the land, well hey hey hey (3 times)