Mom

Won't leave the house till it's all in place
You know a mess is a human disgrace

Clean up the dishes, take out the trash
Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed
One day the juice was left out
She was in a rush
Won't leave the juice out on the table
She'd rather not go

Leave the juice out for five minutes
Leave it out for ten or twelve
Your life is tick tick tocking by
Leave the juice out before it's too late

Won't leave the juice out
Can't hook up the water spout
Can't record on the VCR
But she works
She works so hard

Mom, oh mom
Just leave it on the table
Go outside and smell the air
It's not clean it's worse than the table
But you breathe it everywhere

Studies, oh she studies
She studies so hard
Reads those books, writes those papers
Heats up coffee that's been sitting there
If it tastes a little old she doesn't care
But beware

You don't like our tattoos
But you kinda like my pink hair
I don't like your panty hose
I like a different kind of underwear

Won't leave the juice out
Can't hook up the water spout
Can't record on the VCR
But she works
She works so hard

Mom, oh mom
Just leave it on the table
Go outside and smell the air
It's not clean, it's worse than the table
But you breathe it everywhere

I left the house before it was too late
Now I'm living like a human, just great!
Bye mom, I'll see ya later