Take It Like A Man

When the big picture makes you feel small
And your good friends are good for nothing at all
Don't pretend that it's not your fault
You gotta take it like a man
Take it like a man

When you lash out against society
And find yourself in penetentiary
And your cell-mate says, "You belong to me"
You gotta take it like a man
Take it like a man

Once you realize that you're not in charge
It makes your codpiece feel a little too large
When you can't make your prick get hard
You gotta fake it like a man
Fake it like a man

When your big-ass truck keeps on breaking down
And your big-barreled gun misfires every round
You wanna holler but you can't make a sound
You gotta take it like a man
Take it like a man