Sail Away

(Come on birdie, play my fucking song to me)

Oh me boys, we drink too much
We sail far away
Where the angels laugh
We break through the night
Grab a longneck, hurray!
We're the kings of the night
Girls it's time to play!

Oh me boys, we drink too much
We sail far away
Where the angels laugh
We break through the night
Grab a longneck, hurray!
We're the kings of the night
Girls it's time to play!

Thin Lizzy Borden, she's my ray of light
Caribbean rum made her outlook
Seem so bright
Spent a night or two between
Those white and meaty legs
Wish I could be strong enough
To hold her heavy breasts!
Sally from the brothel
She stole my heart that night
Smiling like an angel and
The blow job quite alright
All her other clients are
Jealous of me now
'Cause she wants to marry me
That makes me proud

Oh me boys, we drink too much
We sail far away
Where the angels laugh
We break through the night
Grab a longneck, hurray!
We're the kings of the night
Girls it's time to play!

Barbados the place where
Long-leg Penny lives
Never seen a body shape
That almost kills
When her gifted tongue
Starts moving on my spine
Makes me forget Sally
And just drives me wild
Oh me boys, we drink too much
We sail far away
Where the angels laugh
We break through the night
Grab a longneck, hurray!
We're the kings of the night
Girls it's time to play!

Sail away, sail away my love
I've already stayed too long
Sail away, saily away my love
You know, you'll always be in my heart

Oh me boys, we drink too much
We sail far away
Where the angels laugh
We break through the night
Grab a longneck, hurray!
We're the kings of the night
Girls it's time to play!

Sail away, sail away my love
I've already stayed too long
Sail away, saily away my love
You know, you'll always be
Sail away, sail away my love
I've already stayed too long
Sail away, saily away my love
You know, you'll always be in my heart