I'm going down to South Park
I'm gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night
People shouting: Howdy neighbor

Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big, fat titties
I like girls with deep vaginas

Come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine