Sleeping on the Rollaway

My baby caught me paying for an only fans
Flirting with a girl I believe was trans
Told me I should find another place to stay
There really wasn't much to say
Ya play, ya gonna get caught someday

Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
That's just the price I pay

Met a tasty hooker on a business trip
She begged for me to give her more than just the tip
Came home with crabs bigger than the cat
Tell me how the fuck
Is a dude supposed to 'splain away that?

Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
That's the price that I pay

No good choices
Evil voices
Screaming at me everyday
Yolo! Yolo! Go get laid!

Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
That's just the price I pay

Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Sleeping on the rollaway
Bumpy, bumpy
Sleeping on the rollaway
That's just the price I pay