Kings Of Beer

Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town
When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around
Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found
Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground

Other bands will play but we all come to drink
Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink
Fat and ugly, smelly, pissed beyond belief
Gonna spew our vomit on your little niece

Refrain:
We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer

Do you really think that we are serious ?
Think again, man, you must be delirious
Certain groups claim the have seen the light of day
But we're Tankard and we have nothing to say

Other bands will play but we all come to drink
Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink
What's the fuss, did you need food for that small mind ?
Don't complain 'cause you can kiss our big behinds

Refrain:
We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer

Lock your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town
When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around
Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found
Help us out or we will burn this town to the ground

Refrain:
We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in our veins
Kings, kings of beer sobriety our pain
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
We're kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer
Kings, kings of beer kings, kings of beer