Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People

Henry the 8th had lots of wives
And a habit, of taking their lives
He had a beard but let’s not be unfair
Because beards don’t kill people, people with beards, kill people
Charles manson, had a murderer's mind
Blood bath in 1969, but the authorities fed him the chair. Ow yeah
Because beards don’t kill people, people with beards, kill people.
Genghis khan and the mongol empire.
Grew beards and then invaded china.
The more they killed the more their beards kept growing, and growing.
But beards don’t kill people, people with beards kill people.
Ned kelly, famous outlaw, robbed from the rich, to give to the poor.
Was brought down at a shot out at glenrowan.
But just remember beards don’t kill people, people with beards, kill people.
Gandalf from lord of the rings, slayed orcs and other beardless things.
But there’s one thing that we would like to share. Owho yeah.
And it is beards don’t kill people, people with beards, kill.
Beards don’t kill people, people with beards, kill.
Beards don’t kill people, people with beards,
Kill people.