Don't Buy The Swag Bag

So you're sittin' at home, all alone
Called this girl up on the phone
Told her to come over
Cuz you want to bone & you think that
It'll be rude if you get some buds
You know,to get her in that romantic Mood,the bad part is you don't have a Car,but you know this guy right up the Street,it's real cool cuz it's not that
Far,so you're stoked you made the deal
Didn't even speck the bag
Cuz he said it was the kill
You get home and check out that bag
You should have looked before
Because you bought the swag

Well,well,so you're off to a show
Said that you'd get buds there
Cuz you're late right now & you gotta
Go,but your stoked cuz when you get There,you see this guy he says, "I got
buds and shrooms and acid if you want
to fry" so you say ok umm
I'll take some kind & he says
"You know I just ran out,but I got some other shit that'll blow your mind"
So your stoked puffin it in the show
Looked good to gon now you know
That your smokin' oregano