Albion

Cold and broke all three were starving
But says me still full of fun
Let the now unlovely Lulu
Walk the street of Albion
On the first and last occasion
Lulu agreed to play the whore
Her first John said let’s get filthy
Lu said, Chez Moi, je fais l’amour
Her first John was Mr Hopkins
A fine upstanding Christian man
He spent so much time saving souls
Lulu’s relief’s at hand
Her second John claimed he was a prince
But no money was at hand
And when she tried to kick him out
Her husband he did slam
Her third John was a lecturer
Of noble philosophy
Had never been in a woman
Imparted in her his seed
Fourth John dare we say it
Fourth John O world take note
Fourth John how shall we play it
Fourth John made a joke
Ha ha ha ha ha