Purple Magic

Young zeld
I've been high for over ten thousand years
I picked up the habit from some burnt out peers
I started out with just a little bit
But now I find that I just can't quit
I smoke spliffs, blunts, joints and bowls
I smoke so much weed, I can't read my scrolls
I've hot-boxed the dungeon with an old bug bear
Smoke fillin' up our brains like an electric chair
Paranoid, I've got a spell ready to cast
Won't feel my fury if you puff, puff pass

Bull doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That purp purp purp purple magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That purp purp purp purple magic

Olde tobey
No I never leave the tower without it
No I never ride my dragon without it
No I never fuck a maiden without it
Pass it here cause I'm bout it
Shit I blow a boat through bilbo's o's
Exhale the chest, and feel it yo
Sit back for a minute, let the beat sink in
Whatchyou thinkn'
Ready to blaze on a little olde tobey
Got a little extra for a little old homie
Then pack it up, smoke, fill it up again
Then pack it up, smoke, fill it up again
I'm puffin' on that wizard weed, it's all a wizard really need
That southern star, that tobey green, that westman's weed

Bull doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That purp purp purp purple magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That purp purp purp purple magic
Limahl spellswell
Man I sell the shit, but I never smoke the shit
Cause everytime I smoke that shit I'm not about my wits
This elf rolled up on me like he was rough
He said you got some shit? I said I got enough.
So I pulled out the brick of that purple magic,
Then his pistol went click, he said thanks, I'll have it
But before he grabbed it, my staff, I jabbed it
Right into his dicks and then spit my automatic
Wo close calls ain't my thing
But jiggy's got that itchy trigger finger maintained
But what if I didn't? I'd be dead in the ground
Shit, I'm playin' kids, man I'm high right now

Bull doozer
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That purp purp purp purple magic
Always smokin' on the wizard wa wizard I got that wizard weed
That purp purp purp purple magic