Everything Happens To Me

I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
I guess I'll go thru life kust catchin colds and missin' trains...

Everything happens to me

I never miss a thing
I've had the measels and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps...

Everything happens to me

At first my heart tho't you could break this jinx for me
That love would turn the trick to end despair
But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

I've telegraphed and phoned
I send an 'Airmail Special' too
Your answer was 'Goodbye'
And there was even postage due
I fell in love just once
And then it had to be with you...

Everything happens to me

I've telegraphed and phoned
I send an 'Airmail Special' too
Your answer was 'Goodbye'
And there was even postage due
I fell in love just once
And then it had to be with you...