You can do the dishes if that's what you want to do
You can do the laundry if it means that much to you
But don't you look at me if you need a helping hand
It's not my job to be some kinda handyman

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I'm not gonna do a goddamn thing
I'm not gonna do a goddamn thing
I'm not gonna do a goddamn thing
I'm not gonna do a goddamn thing

You can take the trash out if that's what makes your day
You can cut the grass if that's how you want to play
But don't you expect me to sweat and break my back
It's the fuckin weekend and I want to relax

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