Nuts

I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.

I have a poodle named Bobby.
He likes to lick the chili.
He doesn't run on batteries,
But I wish he was a chimpanzee.

I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.

Rosemary is my neighbor.
She likes to eat sweet meat.
She had a car that's brown and clean
And is also obsolete.

I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.
I'm grabbing my nuts.

I like to play with Legos.
My childhood is a bathos.
Would you please let go of my Eggo?
Or I'll kick you in the head-o.