Bathroom

here i lie in stinky vapor
becuz some bastard stole the toilet paper
shall i lie or shall i linger
or shall i be forced to use my finger

here i sit , broken hearted
tried to sit, but only farted
here i sit, what a caper
i have to shit , but i'm out of paper

you're lucky, you had your chance
i tried to fart, and shit my pants!

some come here to take a shit
i came here to leave one

some come here to sit and think
some come here to shit and stink
but i come here to scratch my ballz
and read the bullshyt on the walls

here i sit , i'm at a loss
trying to shyt out taco sauce
when it comes i hope and pray
i don't blow my ass away...