Robot

It's easy to say no hard feelings when you're talking to a robot
But gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid motherfucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3,2,1 Blast off

Yeah she's an android got it on a polaroid
White lights in her eyes got me all paranoid
Straight out of the movies with some blade runnin shit
Tongue to the battery speaking 8 bit, yeah
Like atari but sorry no buttons
The only game she plays is lie about somethin
That's a clue to back off
Before she takes her mask off!
3,2,1 Blast off

It's easy to say no hard feelings when you're talking to a robot
But gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid motherfucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3,2,1 Blast off

I don't wanna date another robot-like
All I ever hear is how she puzzled your mind
Now you don't wanna see another robot fight
And if you never learn to treat a robot right
All I hear is bleep-bloop, R2D2
When you pull her mask off her face is see-through
Control of the lithium until we write the past off
3,2,1 Blast off

It's easy to say no hard feelings when you're talking to a robot
But gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid motherfucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3,2,1 Blast off

It's easy to say no hard feelings when you're talking to a robot
But gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid motherfucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3,2,1 Blast off

Everybody in the place do the robot
I can see it in your face, do the robot
If you got metal parts put your hands up

Everybody in the place do the robot
I can see it in your face, do the robot
If you were born without a heart put your hands up

It's easy to say no hard feelings when you're talking to a robot
But gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid motherfucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3,2,1 Blast off

It's easy to say no hard feelings when you're talking to a robot
But gets a little tougher when she starts to take her mask off
Stupid motherfucker shoulda never took my clothes off
3,2,1 Blast off

All I ever wanted was for you to say you loved me
But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry
Worshiping, lying in your bed a question on my tongue
I shoulda known that you were cold
I shoulda known that you were numb
I shoulda run, I shoulda run. All the things I shoulda done
Shoulda seen my future coming
Saved my soul from gettin spunned
Shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me into knots
But I guess that's just what happens when you try to date a robot

All I ever wanted was for you to say you loved me
But somehow that emotion got jumbled up in your circuitry
Worshiping, lying in your bed a question on my tongue
I shoulda known that you were cold
I shoulda known that you were numb
I shoulda run, I shoulda run. All the things I shoulda done
Shoulda seen my future coming
Saved my soul from gettin spunned
Shoulda never let your dark eyes tie me into knots
But I guess that's just what happens when you try to date a robot
I guess that's just what happens when you try to date a robot