What's the matter with you, you idiot?
I was rude to some girl, big deal. So what?
If you're here with me
Then you had better be
Or you'will find youself on a shorter leash.

Every day, every night,
You report to my side

Got a problem with that? Well,that's too bad.
That's the way that you keep the prize you have:
Sticking close to me,
My little pekinese,
Never making me thank you or say please.

Every day, every night,
You report to my side.
I don't care if it's right...
You best accept it.

So, I'm selfish!
Aren't you,with your property?
I can't help it!
If i could, I wouldn't be!
So, I'm selfish!
Don't confuse it with jealousy!
Can't you tell it?
Isn't meant as flattery?
Oughta wear a label saying...
You're mine, all mine!

Shouldn't have to pretend, we should be tight.
Shouldn't panic if you slip out of sight.
But I guess I do,
And it's because of you,
Always seeing the worst of me shine through.

Every day, every night,
You report to my side.
I don't care if it's right...
You best accept it.

So, I'm selfish!
Aren't you,with your property?
I can't help it!
If i could, I wouldn't be!
So, I'm selfish!
Don't confuse it with jealousy!
Can't you tell it?
Isn't meant as flattery?
Oughta wear a label saying...
You're mine, all mine!

I'll admit, I'm a bit
Overbearing.
Sue me then, I'm not into the sharing - not in the least.
I'll brand, you my man
Like you're cattle!
And if I'm obsessed, you're still possessed,
just not a lot and answer yes!

So, I'm selfish!
Aren't you,with your property?
I can't help it!
If i could, I wouldn't be!
So, I'm selfish!
Don't confuse it with jealousy!
Can't you tell it?
Isn't meant as flattery?
Oughta wear a label saying...
You're mine, all mine!